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The podcast about Drugs, Addiction, and Dumb Sh#t

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dop·​ey | \ ˈdō-pē \

The podcast about Drugs, Addiction, and Dumb Sh#t


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Dopey 441: Xylazine! Fent Laced Weed! Psychedelic Therapy! The return of Dr. Nzinga Harrison and a very special guest!



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The Dopey Nation has a lot to say about our show. What are your thoughts?



“What an amazing interview...”

– Ross Redman

“You’re crushing it holmes ! You’re a legend, however you still can’t handle this smoke. Donkey Kong 2022. Congratulations Brady !...”

– Sloppy R. Jones

“Olivia rodrigo is fire...”

– Radik Stettler

“Nikola Tesla #toodles...”

– Brendan Lamb

“So sad, Chris....”

– ŌthŌ

“You the man Dave...”

– Pierce Watson

“Sloppy should get an honorable mention or fer sur most creative!! Or the very least some dopey socks for fun sock Friday!...”

– Debby Szatmari

“I totally relate to him when he talks about having seizures while driving. I dont know what it is, but i had that issue...”

– Omar Slim

“I’m dying laughing. I love you, Dave! Meanwhile, Mr. Beach staying on topic....”

– Amy Hopler Mitchell

“Alles sehr schön. Aber zuerst zusammen die Nummern 10 und 1. Eine warmthh.Online Brünette und eine anderex Blondine. Es wäre unfair, wenn ich 4...”

– whah shwh

“I have to work today to be able to wash trailers without having to stop for other trucks and trailers that have to wash...”

– Isaac Kennedy

“Young Dave is funny…more of these please!...”

– Roy G. Biv

“I love that you commented on this. I was pretty disturbed from it for a day or so. I think it’s telling that you...”

– Ani Mockler

““Why didn’t we start with that ? What the fuck are we doing here” lol never change man...”

– Zilla

“Happy birthday, Howie! My grandma would've been 109 today....”

– Rox1SMF

“Good one today...”

– Kym McL

“I should prolly know this, but what's up with the 1888?...”

– Cliff Williams

“This was classic. Alan. Omg. David. This is crazy....”

– Stephen Cade

“Service is a win-win. When things go awry the best thing i can do for myself is to help someone else or talk to...”

– Sloppy R. Jones

“Yippee Linda !! Hooray Linda !!! As Bart Scott would say … “CAN’T WAIT !!!! God turns me from a monster into a human...”

– Sloppy R. Jones

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“R.I.P. Ryan...”

– Heinz-57: A Lil Bit of Everything

“I don't do drugs anymore…. than your traveling funk band....”

– scott gunn

“Loved this morning message today! I was driving to work listening at 6:20 when I had a worker call out sick. It’s a holiday...”

– Amy Hopler Mitchell

“In the early eighties I had a surf buddy who's friend was a "road manager" for Bob Wier's group, as well as a high...”

– Juan Surfcity

“Dave also echos bad when Howard’s mic is live....”

– Kevin Keever

“First cocaine, weed, alcohol panic attack I experienced, ended with a gun to my head in a real seedy hotel. Quit absolutely everything that...”

– 000tech-4-less000

“Honeycrisp apples for sure!...”

– Brendan Lamb

“Good Morning Dopey aka Good Morning Dave...”

– Pierce Watson